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The Global Educator, by Julie Lindsay

My name is Sabra, which means "Sarah" in Israeli and was the name of my great-great-great grandmother (whom I've never met). I am an Aspie (I won't fully explain it here, so if you're curious, ask me about it), who's addicted to corny jokes/puns, correct grammar (Oxford commas are absolutely required, there is no if's, and's, or but's about it.), and writing. I am currently in the process of writing my own novel, which can be read on my Deviantart page, and, if you ask politely, I will give you my username so you can look it up, my only requirement is that you leave a comment on it telling me what you thought of it, whether it's good or bad. I am an introvert and an indoors kind of person who watches too much anime or just tv in general. I swear I'm friendly, so if you ever want to talk to me, don't be shy (because I am and that's my job, not yours)!

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Comment by Sabrag_bmhs_3 on October 4, 2017 at 12:38am

Three men are on a plan. Now, this is a low-altitude plane, in which they're allowed to open the windows. The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition; that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies,and, upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition; that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and, upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition; that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window.

Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence.

The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologises and walks away.

The third man, however, sees a woman laughing hysterically. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She managed to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

Comment by AnnaP_DAHS on September 29, 2017 at 12:16am

Hi, I'm Anna.  I'm also addicted to telling puns and corny puns.  Can you tell a joke?

Comment by Sabrag_bmhs_3 on September 29, 2017 at 12:10am

Thank you! It's a challenge to write what I have due to starting over multiple times over the course of two years, so it's kind of like my baby.

Comment by CalistaT_DAHS on September 27, 2017 at 1:49am

My friends mom wrote a novel, so I know how much work that takes. Way to go!

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